The pizza I always ask for and use as a reference image for orders
Every time I order pizza I ask for "ham, mushrooms, and as many black olives as you can physically fit" and then show them them this.
by DuckyAndGoose
42 Comments
adamosity1
r/deliciouscompliance if you’re an olives fan (but to be fair, I’m not)
not_pennysboat
dude this is more than a can …
whowhodillybar
r/pizzacrimes
IDoNotHide
I looooove black olives.
OwlImpressive2931
Honest-Reflection667
Damn
GaymerGuy47
kilofeet
This looks like someone dumped an institutional kitchen’s olive jar over the world’s dryest frisbee
Ocean_Bear
I love black olives, but who hurt you?
OrangeClyde
Girl that’s too much
yentlequible
I do the same with onions, therefore I support this fully.
Figgy_Puddin_Taine
Guzzler829
I’m confused, I only see a plate of olives?
ChemicalSpiritual178
Pizza with a black olive base
langsamlourd
How does anything get cooked under all that?
angel-girl-A
Lol, I’m here for it. Love a ton of black olives on pizza, sandwiches, and salads.
xiipaoc
That’s, like, 3 kalamatas’ worth of flavor. Those black olives taste like nothing. Why do people even bother?
is-your-anus-clean
That’s a pile of olives with a side of pizza at that point
When you take a shit afterwards, I’m really curious, is it like black tar or does it just detonate at mach4000
*yo anus is definitely not clean*
Dragonfly0011
How much extra do they charge?
MSnap
No
ArtsyDarksy
I do love olives, like snacking on a whole jar in one sitting level; but there’s no way that dough is not soggy af. Or dry af to prevent sogginess.
Positive_Wafer9186
I love olives, even extra olives, but this is a whole tree of olives.
Unipiggy
The ***calories*** on that thing, holy moly
AMetalWolfHowls
Not a crime, not shitty! I’d do pepperoni instead of ham, and add jalapeno 🙂
ProgenitorOfMidnight
Finally the correct amount of olives.
1000_pizzaslices
I would eat it
Pleasant-Chef6055
Why not eat a can of black olives? Cheaper.
IceCoughy
reeder75
Aggressive olive
Waagtod
Too many toppings make the crust soggy. Ruining the crust. Love black olives but not those flavorless Lindsay ones. Good Greek olives.
kaptaincorn
What is your opinion of green olives?
Apokolypse09
Whatever pizza place you use is gonna hate it when you stop ordering and they now are overstocked with a fuckload of olives.
Ok_Position_7921
Flatulence city
StarRotator
You know you’re allowed to just eat olives by themselves right?
adam_smash
So. Much. Sodium.
WoedicaWinsWarframe
Look, I love olives on pizza, (olive, onion and pepperoni is my FAVORITE) but babes, this is a criminal amount of olives.
QueezyF
Looks like a goddamn landfill full of tires.
PatChattums
*Just give me all the black olives you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of black olives.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the black olives you have.’ Do you understand?*
alliez34
And how does your pizza usually come out? Are you satisfied with the amount of olives? How close to the image are they getting?
42 Comments
r/deliciouscompliance if you’re an olives fan (but to be fair, I’m not)
dude this is more than a can …
r/pizzacrimes
I looooove black olives.
Damn
This looks like someone dumped an institutional kitchen’s olive jar over the world’s dryest frisbee
I love black olives, but who hurt you?
Girl that’s too much
I do the same with onions, therefore I support this fully.
I’m confused, I only see a plate of olives?
Pizza with a black olive base
How does anything get cooked under all that?
Lol, I’m here for it. Love a ton of black olives on pizza, sandwiches, and salads.
That’s, like, 3 kalamatas’ worth of flavor. Those black olives taste like nothing. Why do people even bother?
That’s a pile of olives with a side of pizza at that point
When you take a shit afterwards, I’m really curious, is it like black tar or does it just detonate at mach4000
*yo anus is definitely not clean*
How much extra do they charge?
No
I do love olives, like snacking on a whole jar in one sitting level; but there’s no way that dough is not soggy af. Or dry af to prevent sogginess.
I love olives, even extra olives, but this is a whole tree of olives.
The ***calories*** on that thing, holy moly
Not a crime, not shitty! I’d do pepperoni instead of ham, and add jalapeno 🙂
Finally the correct amount of olives.
I would eat it
Why not eat a can of black olives? Cheaper.
Aggressive olive
Too many toppings make the crust soggy. Ruining the crust. Love black olives but not those flavorless Lindsay ones. Good Greek olives.
What is your opinion of green olives?
Whatever pizza place you use is gonna hate it when you stop ordering and they now are overstocked with a fuckload of olives.
Flatulence city
You know you’re allowed to just eat olives by themselves right?
So. Much. Sodium.
Look, I love olives on pizza, (olive, onion and pepperoni is my FAVORITE) but babes, this is a criminal amount of olives.
Looks like a goddamn landfill full of tires.
*Just give me all the black olives you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of black olives.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the black olives you have.’ Do you understand?*
And how does your pizza usually come out? Are you satisfied with the amount of olives? How close to the image are they getting?
You eating like that for real?
Olives are a scourge upon humanity